Metallica, Take 9

An absolute MUST READ for Metallica fans, concerning their upcoming ninth album.

As far as I’m concerned, Metallica died in a plane crash during the Black Album Tour, but no one told the band. People WANT Metallica to be good, but come on, “Give me Fuel, Give me Fire, Give me THAT WHICH I DESIRE?” WTF? And for the Love of Dog, could someone take that fucking Wah-Wah pedal away from Kirk Hammett?

They can talk all they want about ‘going back to their roots’ and they can fire and hire whomever they want. Hell, fire the entire fucking band, and replace them with teens picked out on a reality TV show.

IF they release good music, THEN I might buy it. This seems to have escaped the band currently calling themselves Metallica.

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Conrad Zero

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Generation I

I just want to point out that it is the mashup of Goth and the self-centered attitude of American Culture that brought about the fad of Emo, and an entire culture I am calling “Generation I” as in, “I-Me-My”.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p95_eF3bD1w

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6AbIFnJ0f8

The Poor, Poor Emo kids! They just need your attention/unconditional love/aeropostale gift certificates! I mean, they just want you to notice them and their asymetrical haircuts! They just wanna be loved! They just wanna scream to the world, “What about MEEEEEEE!”

Fucking whiners. Kill yourselves and rid us of your self-absorbed stupidity. Maybe you wouldn’t be so depressed if you quit listening to shitty music like Dashboard Confessional…

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Conrad Zero

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